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guess ill make a pinned post for the mobile folks?

-elliott
-25 yrs old
-they/them
-tx


i have other socials, if u want em send an ask or a dm? mutuals only tho pls.

windowsdestruction:

everyone. top 3 favorite video game soundtracks. now

yagamimi-aka-mimi:

stankpasta:

captainhaterade:

switchingtogeico:

urfavhatesterfs:

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YOU hates terfs

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rb if u hates terfs

i will collect teeth 👍

superchat:

lilliephoenix:

superchat:

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staff changing dashboard again i think, all pfps are removed unless its an original post, which then it appears INSIDE the post :|

can you stop.

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like if its a reblog, theres just no PFP. at all. why.

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how the hell am i supposed to know who anyone is?!?!  

i don’t remember names.

you are all your avitar to me.

Hey! so i just found out that the creator behind the dashboard-unfucker (@/dragongirlsnout) updated their script to fix the icon change!

If ppl could try to spread this around so others see it, thatd be appreciated

thewollfgang:

sonseulsoleil:

carbonmonoxidepoisoning:

sonseulsoleil:

anyways the version of much ado about nothing starring catherine tate and david tennant as beatrice and benedick is a Classic. david tennant’s benedick is FULL chaotic dumbass, and catherine tate’s beatrice is past being full of rage and is completely done with everyone from the very beginning. plus, they just work off each other so well. 

not to mention the costumes and props. benedick in drag? BENEDICK IN JORTS AND A SUPERMAN SHIRT? beatrice wearing a suit? beatrice swaggering around with a beer in her hand, while benedick sips on pink, fruity cocktails? benedick writing his love song to beatrice on one of those stupid little electric keyboards? unparalleled artistry. 

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nothing makes me happier than this moment

oh absolutely ICONIC. and the fact that he gives his whole monologue after whilst covered in paint. “love me? [beat, looks down at his paint covered self] why?” truly how shakespeare intended it 

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I also love this. what a way to kick things off. 


[Image Descriptions: Three images of David Tennant as Benedick in Much Ado About Nothing. Two gifs of him wearing cut-off jean shorts and a superman shirt, smearing paint all over his chest and face. One still image of him sitting in a golf cart covered in union jacks with his feet up on the steering wheel, sort of hanging off the thing. He’s wearing a military uniform. This is Benedick’s entrance in the play. End description.] 

#anyone got a link?

Part One

Part Two

Enjoy!

theduskheart:

severalowls:

alunarrose:

continent-of-wild-endeavor:

teacupsandtimelords:

memewhore:

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Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks’ notice, or like you’re being unprofessional/unfair, think about this:

If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks’ notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there?

Anything they don’t owe you, you don’t owe them. Fuck ‘em.

Oh these are therapeutic

I’d just like to add a classic:

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Recently quit my job with a whole lot of fuckery going on surrounding it, but I wanted to be professional and give my two weeks instead they told me your done at the end of the current week. I had a coworker who I was quitting with who submitted their letter at the same time who was kept for the full two weeks they said they were staying. Fuck two weeks notice. Just get the fuck out when you’re ready and make sure you’re taken care of.

vaporize-employers:

my theory is they wanna get rid of avatars because it shows you who made the post. they’re hoping it won’t be as noticeable when they try to sneak in some content you didn’t sign up for, e.g. promoted posts, popular or suggested posts, deceptively presented ads.

i don’t think they would explicitly phase out the following feed, but i can definitely see them moving shit around in the coming months, trying to make that view progressively harder to find and use in favor of algorithmic ranking and/or paid content

womanroy:

people will claim to be filled with whimsy and joy for life but then hate musicals……. the vile tongue of man will never cease lying

old-flesh:

avoidbeing:

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

normal-horoscopes:

ndiecity:

makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

This counts as a spell.

chloematis:

thillius:

froody:

me: why are the pillows always so fucked up

my cat:

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This looks like a painting with like the composition and lighting

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And now it is :)

ofhobbitsandwomen:

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

dee-the-red-witch:

jessicalprice:

imperial-nuisance-rudje:

findingfeather:

lemon-badgeress:

stele3:

pa-pa-plasma:

ajarofpickledtears:

birdsareblooming:

dacavendishtime:

birdsareblooming:

zarabithia:

utah-mountain-drifter:

jooshthepunished:

mr-system-of-a-downer:

trojanhorse8-2:

supreme-leader-stoat:

trojanhorse8-2:

bohemiandragoness:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

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Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

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checkmate athiests

fluffye

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okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

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Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

#‘but if they’re dogs so are [proceeds to list dogs]’

This site is free.

They’re all just good dogs. 13/10. No notes.

fallingtowers:

“grackle” really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

funpression:

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you’re like oh fuck its fruit

CREDIT